The Robot Is A Sweet Boy, Doing His Best

1264 words | ~ 6 min read | Jun 21, 2020 | last modified Jun 21, 2020 | robotics

I see so many videos on social media of robots (usually from Boston Dynamics), with a flood of comments along the lines of “haha wow can’t wait for this thing to kill us all”. Let me bust some myths: robots are like, kind of crap, you guys. We’ve made a lot of amazing advances in controls for legged robots lately, particularly four-legged robots, and deep learning has vastly changed robot perception – but stuff like object manipulation still sucks. And most robot tasks, uh, kind of require object manipulation. Boston Dynamics' specialization is in controls, so if you want those robots to do high-level task and motion planning (of the kind you’d need to carry out a “kill all humans” order, or carry an object into a different room and set it gently on a table, or other extremely hard tasks like that) you’ll need to implement it yourself. Also, most videos of robots doing stuff are carefully edited to include only the successful runs; most likely either there’s 3x as much blooper reel footage that you don’t see, or the robot is being teleoperated to get a nice clean take for the video.

I saw this video on Twitter today, helpfully captioned “This unassuming robot could sneak into your home.” First of all: i LOVE this SPROINGY LAD, he is doing SO WELL!! him jump! And he goes up uneven surfaces and stairs super well. But let’s take a look at the actual video footage again, this time through the eyes of a cynical robotics engineer.

Basically, far from “THIS ROBOT CAN BREAK INTO ANY HOME”, I have seen 0 evidence so far that he can break into my unlocked garage. Also, I love him, and he is my very springy son.

If you want to get a good idea of the current state of robot manipulation, check out this video*. I want to point out that the QR codes taped to everything are known in the biz as “fiducials”, and they’re letting the robot see where all the stuff is (and how far away it is). I also want to say that this video is a huge goddamn mood.

However, if you’ll permit me to get serious for a sec, the real risk of advancements in AI technology isn’t a movie-type robot rebellion – it’s the damage to privacy and justice done by widespread use of facial recognition and the biased (racist, sexist, etc.) and completely non-introspectable classifiers we see in applications like setting jail time, hiring and recruiting, and deciding if someone is creditworthy. And that’s just what’s happening today; who knows what new, horrible applications of machine learning will be invented in the coming few years? But that’s kind of a downer to end this post on, so here’s the DRC Robot Fall Compilation.


* this is kind of a joke, but less than we robotics engineers would like. For an example of a good robot video about some very recent manipulation research, take a look at Dex-Net. It uses a 5x timelapse, because otherwise the video would be interminably boring to watch, but note how it tells you at what rate the video has been sped up, and doesn’t use jump-cuts. If you see jump-cuts in a robot video, or even just a suspiciously fast cut-away from the robot successfully finishing a task, that’s a fairly telltale sign that someone’s edited out some hilarious robot fails. Note also that Dex-Net works in a highly controlled environment and has both a vacuum manipulator and a two-finger gripper to pick up various kinds of objects. For reasons I won’t get into here, it’s much easier to compute grasps for vacuum manipulators, but obviously they won’t work on all objects – which is where the 2-finger gripper comes in.